Thursday, 26 January 2012

Funny email snippets received this month

You just can't make them up!

"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared."

"Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink"

"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces."

"Our drain is leaking and our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it."

"Please send a man with a big digger to finish the job and satisfy my wife.."

" My sewage plant is in the shrubbery, but my bush is really overgrown round the front and I'm worried that the air can't get to it and it will smell"

"My drains at the back are broken and my back passage has fungus growing all over it"

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

No news yet on the sewage treatment plant and septic tank registration date deadline

As yet, there has been no deadline set for the last date of registration for existing and new septic tanks and sewage treatment plants in England. However, the Environment Agency Wales has decided that June 31st 2012 is the deadline for Wales.
We will keep you posted.